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Quotes
~~Did you know that it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger?
~~A friend isnt the person who bails you out of jail.....naw... they're the person
sitting there in the cell right beside you laughing and saying "that was frigin awesome!!"
~~Ever
notice how all of women's problems start with men? MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist
~~When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly
types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I
started doing the same thing to them at funerals
**"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love
someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
**God
mad mud,God made dirt, God made guyz so gurlz could flirt
**A True friend is one who knows you better than anyone and still likes you
**I ran into my ex the other day... PUT IT IN REVERSE AND HIT HIM AGAIN!
**I look like an angel, and act like one, too, but you never know what this angel might do!
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